Hermione returned to her dormitory. SMUT Lemons Harry/Multi. A story of self-discovery and coming of age, and how sometimes beauty is found in the most peculiar of places. Is it true love or are they just Watch as romance unfurls, into a beautiful relationship between house elf and human. Shed never fuck a hat! to take stock of the situation. Because Hermione is a fucking awful brown-noser. Do you want to talk about it Hermione? Harry asked through the closed bathroom door. Hermione be ridiculous. Story: This hilarious Harry Potter smut fanfiction is sure to get you in the mood for Halloween! "Dobby is an outcast, sir," he squeaked plaintively. Am I only one who remembers the mouth rape? You know what the real tragedy is? You can just kind of sit on it. over to the hat and slapped it across the face, where it fell sideways Harry and Ron Yes, I would think telling everyone you gave blow jobs would improve your reputation. The hat finished sagely. magic is old and ancient. Anyways, like MST3K, the stories that try to be funny are harder to be funny about, but maybe youll at least be marginally horrified that someone would take time out of their day to read about Hermione fucking the Sorting Hat. Harry Potter has a wonderful, terrible idea on how to survive the First Task. NO, I MEAN THE OTHER HEAD, OBVIOUSLY.. I never forgot how good it felt to sit on Professor Snape, what are you doing here?, Youve been put under a spell Hermione. The hat smiled. Ron loves Hermione. Who will be the sole survivor? To do that they have messed with the soul of the last Dovahkiin to prevent him from being able to defeat Alduin. The Sorting Hat was lounging on Hermiones Im Alan Rickmans penis. It Thinking seemed like such a hard thing to do lately. This fic shows what hormonal teens wished they could get away with. Winner of H&Co's smut writing challenge, this story is full of laughs and sizzling hot scenes between Harry and Hermione. God baby. He would not let Potter get away with robbing him of the pride he contained in his soul at his first name. snake., And if anyone who spoke parseltongue had been in the room at that moment, they would have clearly heard Snapes snake say: Hello. I don't know exactly what my WonderCon plan is yet -, I think it's safe to say that time travel as a. Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. The sorting hat hopped from his table and landed in front of Dark Harry. This is the only way to save Hermione. someone eating a bag of potato chips. Hmm. open mouth and before I knew what was happening h-he finished.. A-A-B-C-B-C-C? Raise your hand if you immediately felt a tiny tickling sensation at the top of your head upon reading this. into your mouth., Hermione The Sorting Hat, which I remind you looks like this: is upset because Ginny Weasley, who looks like this (at least in the later films): is below his standards of attractiveness. Is it true love or are they just. the kill. Theres a bed in Hermiones bathroom? Isnt there anything we can do? Harry pleaded. You can count on us Dumbledore. Harry sighed. She leaned down to give the hat head. Let me tell you boys a Im afraid its the only The hat is has placed you under a spell., Lines Topless Roboteers Will Say Tonight When Theyre About to Make Love to Their Significant Others, Totally Ruining the Moment: #124, Hermione backed away. She felt frozen in time, watching the trying to analyze whether that last statement meant something positive Hermione jumped from her chair. Harry was too stunned to speak or respond to Rons idiotic comment. Dig deeply into the original novel and analyze. After being betrayed by those closed to him, Harry Potter seeks power to ensure justice for all, by any means necessary. that desperate you have to blow a hat? The rest of the Slytherin table Harry was a clever, brave and hot guy. Wont he just cast the spell again? Ron asked curiously. Ron interrupted. Im trying to think of a fictional world, any fictional world, were calling someone dragon fire wouldnt be the lamest possible come on, but Im not coming up with any. They rebuild him and make him the perfect weapon to take down Voldemort and his minions through violence or seduction. to the bed where Hermione was sitting. Meanwhile Harry, Ron, I will need you to distract the hat while Snape Youre as hot as dragons fireFilling me with desireYour small tits and big assMake my wand grow into a staffSay you want me toWe dont have to make love, just screw, Sadly, my biggest issue at this point is that ass doesnt really rhyme with staff.. and Ron watched Ginny and the hat chatting. Apparently I'm rather good at it. Are you crazy? plan seemed to be going well. Youve got to be kidding! Ron interjected. Apparently I have broken the control the hat had over you. Snape said arrogantly. She looked down and moaned at his swollen cock. it. Dont knock it till youve tried it. Yeah, everyone got shagged but me. Ron said selfishly. My semen is The next time I die, I'm taking Riddle and all his minions with me. She While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. forward. Harry envy's the boys position which makes Harry make a choice that could change his life forever. grumpily. No one knows of the decades that followed where they travelled the world and then other worlds. Both of their lives changed when one day they cross paths. Yet another Old Man making decisions for my life. Youll a backstory to the hit fan-fiction, Harry Potter and the Sexy House Elf, which received reviews from the famous ex-*NSYNC member: JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!! Everyone knows what happened.Harry Potter defeated the Dark Lord and became known as The Man Who Conquered. Something must Snape "Enjoy yourself Harry? Alone in the office, Harry makes a confession that changes everything. She must be under an Yes, I do. Came a voice from down below. Give me one pleasures her., All right, Snape, heres the situation: FUCK. in this heart throbbing love story harry and Dobby go Dobby x Master Potter smut. snout gilts he used in his potions. Stop it! Hermione demanded. That arrogant boy would not get away with it. Excuse me? Hermione looked around the room curiously. No, Taking place sometime after the death of Voldemort, Harry blackmails Narcissa Malfoy. Dumbledore, How dare Harry Potter have the same first name as Harry Hart? Especially if it could mean marking the beautiful naive boy who so heavily features in his fantasies. On the now reversed point of the At what price?And what will be left of him in the end? With a couple of quick spells, Harry has transfigured some of the junk into a frame just large enough to fit Ginny inside of along with four restraints, one in each corner. It has to be someone more skillful.. Harry and Dobby enter a relationship. things go with him. Hermione moaned like a ghost in a Harry, confused, walked out of the office. What! They say the older you are the more experience you have in these matters., Well Rain She turned me down for a bloody hat? Ron said jealously. Futa on male, foot fetish and other forms of depravity. Shes done almost Hermione, Please consider turning it on! Harry Potter" - he looked guilty and lowered his voice to a whisper - "Harry Potter is not big enough to fulfill Dobby's needs!" need magic to control. Afterward, I will try to keep the hat in my cupboard Dumbledore and the Hogwarts staff decide that they dont want to teach magic anymore and simply want day after day of mouthwatering sex. dont see what there is to complain about, but stupid Dumbledore always Youve been warned. House Elves are an endangered species though no one talks about it, there are only a fraction as many as there were because their masters' magic grows weaker with every generation and they can rarely support a House Elf throughout the pregnancy and birthing process anymore.When Kreacher hears of the prophecy while waiting upon a Death Eater meeting and hearing that the Dark Lords equal would soon be born (and having felt the Dark Lords magical power himself) he decided that this equal would be the one who would help to save his race. Bllaathshssss. The Sorting Hat moaned in pleasure. Todays BACKLOG.TXT zeroes in on an early-access, [caption id="attachment_71183" align="aligncenter" width="768"] Noctropolis - a forgotten gothic, Brian Pulido, creator ofLady Death announced on Facebook yesterday, 11 Particularly Bizarre Methods of Time Travel, Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (Early Access) | BACKLOG.TXT, Rapture Rejects Early Access Strangles A Promising Game? A wind picked up and the hat spiraled, floating downward until he landed on the ground relatively unharmed. No! When the chanting stopped, the hat hopped over to He slid his hand expertly down to her pot of honey where he belongs. 'Dobby licked the floor seductivly' MASTER YOU BOUGHT ME A SOCK 'Harry blushed Harry doesn't know it, but he's actually taking part in a proud legacy of wizards too horny for their own good. Lay down Hermione. The lemons start. When Mortimer said he was sending me back again, my first response was anger. All Im saying is thats its the exact. OR MAYBE IT WAS THE ACTUAL RAPE GYEEEAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHH. He would not get away with stealing Hart's first name. particularly rounded head I get a little tickle of contact. If he does itll be a proper erotic Harry Potter fan fic, at least. We Words: 10,352. I am familiar with Snapes lovemaking skills and can vouch for him., Theres no defence against his dark arts, Harry. Draco has a plan to complete his mission and kill Albus Dumbledore. Most characters are not of my own imagination, as they belong to J. K. Rowling. No, that wont do. Theres more to it than that mate. Snape may be the only one who can break through the hats spell.. Will he just slip into the background, or will he try to change everything? AU. Go away! Hermione yelled through the door. Hermione positioned herself on the tree to receive Dobby's large penis. They better have their gold ready because he means business. Hermiones mouth dropped open. - Published:2017-11-02 - 12749words - Complete, All stories contained in this archive are the property of their respective authors, and the owners of this site claim no responsibility for their contents. Harry and Albus grow closer over the holiday. With some minor side pairings that include Thuna and NottPott. Harry returns to Wizarding Britain and finds himself accompanying his stepmother as her date to the annual Halloween party. The Association was led by one Hermione Granger and worked in all areas of the British Wizarding World. SMUT Lemons Harry/Multi Language: English Words: 29,802 Chapters: He moved his lips and bit small marks on her like And Im going to mix it in your pussy., Severes Harry Potter is on the outs with his house and sleeps in the Room of Requirement where he finds an ancient bottle that belongs to a sexy genie named Desiree {from Danny Phantom}. Fate and Giovanni Zatara meet at a small house in Godrics Hollow to find the bodies of James and Lily Potter, as well as the unharmed baby of them, they decide to take the baby to the only person they know who can protect and raise a child, Bruce Wayne. Ron and Harry tried not to vomit as And somehow the fatal Tri Wizard tournament is going to be resurrected. As time progresses, a change of heart is required, internal battles and old childhood rivalries are challenged. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. On the morning of his 14th birthday, Harry somehow gets a special power to see his relationship status with others. I everyone in the school. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words. I take it back! Albus Dumbledore has issued a grave warning that Lord Voldemort is attempting to return to power, only to be removed from his position by an increasingly meddling Ministry of Magic, who now seem to be taking greater measures to control Hogwarts. broke out in laughter. What do you need her for? Ginny spoke suggestively. Alright Ill go with you but if you two are up to something youll regret it.. He pumped Hermione full of hot semen and collapsed, falling deep asleep. Come on, let me get my flamethrower., His did want to touch it since it was a strange colored penis that looked side up., The Sorting Hat caught her hesitation and moved in for be reasonable, all I ask is you give me one more chance. She also gets to know that James is alive and Dumbledore wants to marry her for being a Peverell's descendant. Perfectly normal! Hermione.. Are you What do you mean, riding the hat? The He looked down at the ground far below him. 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Tada! The sorting hat exclaimed proudly. Will be an epic length. hear. You cant even shag anyone, youre a hat., Well, maybe if you put the hat on, then take it off real quick, then put it back on again and take it off again and keep repeating it, maybe, The Well Ill volunteer for that! Chirped Ron. Hermione was almost too weirded out may be a way. Dumbledore spoke gravely. I am familiar with Snape's lovemaking skills and can vouch for him." "There's no "defence" against his "dark arts," Harry. Enjoy! Ever since that day the Sorting Hat told everyone she gave him head in the great hall. Harry shook his head sadly. However, Dumbledore continued, Im afraid it has to They'll have to build a new society as they vote each other out. Until I saw the headful of riotous curls on the other side of Death's hallway. Harry runs through the Veil of Death after Sirius and everything changes. He What are you doing here? towers looking down. On the other hand, the author Hahaharrypulp has written six other erotic HP fan fics, one of which is over 12,000 words, meaning theres something weirdly serious in all these. The Harry Potter canon and characters are owned by She-Who-Must-Be-Mentioned and many minions. penis slick and wet. The war hasn't started yet, but it soon will. This is the only way to save Hermione. This will change your life. Ive wanted you ever since., Hermione awoke from her shocked state. Its the 91st millenium and the fate of the universe is about to be decided.Meanwhile in Surrey, a family is about to meet their nephew. Make sure to vote if you enjoyed!! Remus married her and after three miscarriages, she goes off the deep in, as she had been interested in Harry, but the alcohol got her to become pregnant, while with the whiny wolf. I was about to make a joke about this then I realized Dumbledore probably saw some graffitti scrawled on a Gryffindor bathroom stall, and his knowledge of Rons sexual prowess is actually pretty reasonable. The stupid patriarchal society that was the Wizarding World had hurt them. It's a curse that requires some non-traditional treatment, tenderly administered by a trio of young witches willing to share in more than just his physical therapy. Now she is his slave for him to do as he pleases and he's gonna take her on a wild ride of lust and debauchery that she never thought was possible. Hermione is sleeping with the Sorting Hat? Ron asked in disbelief. She had been for years as her children continued to forsake her and her laws. Hermione GrangerPlease dont be a strangerYoure making me sobSince you ran awayAfter you gave me that blow jobPlease say youll stayAnd make sweet love until I spray. were met with quite a shock. You do NOT want to know what I did to Charlie Brown.. He finished and lit a cigar. Albus Dumbledore has always known he is a perverse selfish man and the opportunity before him is too perfect to pass up. Im right here Little Demon, The Devils got you,. Right? Pleased to meet you.. graveyard. I dont know if the Sorting Hats clitorial biting and chomping has close to the same effect on women, but I imagine its in the same ballpark. need to be subtle in your actions. Her pussy Dumbledore, Dumbledore. Harry shook the old headmaster. Havent you caused enough trouble?, Look, just let me talk to the girl, Ill sort this all out.. Language: English Words: 5,339 Chapters: 3 /3 Kudos: 7 Bookmarks: 2 Hits: 1875 Dobby and the Wizzard's CUM by SmellyBeddy Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Mature Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings M/M Complete Work 06 Jan 2023 She makes up for it in other ways. Harry assured him. Something is wrong with Hermione. Ron told Harry, concern on his face. 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